Don’t ever ask me what the hell I was thinking ‘cause I don’t know either.
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
Now before you get all heated over the title, just wait. I wrote it to emphasize what a lady more or less told me.
I got a phone call from a lady who worked for a breast cancer foundation and asked me to make a donation. Before I could get a word in she went on to glorify all the…
I think they fell in love with that first kiss…
Oh 2 days of warmer weather and ants think they can just waltz right in maybe find some food, a nice little crumb or two? How about a tidal wave of POISON instead!!! Ahahahahaha!!!!
Stay out of my apartment.
Tomorrow I’m going to see both Twiggy the water skiing squirrel and Flogging Molly. Tomorrow is my favorite day so far this year.
WHAT DEVIL CREATED THE NEW NEOSPORIN COMMERCIAL?!?!
a papercut happening in slow motion?! Have you no soul?!