the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”
The one phrase that makes most girls lose their shit, it has pockets.
The struggle is real.
my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
I AM CRYINF SO FUCKINF HARD OVER THIS STUPID ASS SHOW
FUCKING DARYL AND CAROL
I HAVE WAITED
A WHOLE FUCKING SEASON FOR THEM TO BE REUNITED
AND THIS MOTHER FUCKER RUNS TO HER
hansjNNnnnnsnNNNNNnnjshqah IM SO HAPPY HNNNGGFF