Now before you get all heated over the title, just wait. I wrote it to emphasize what a lady more or less told me.
I got a phone call from a lady who worked for a breast cancer foundation and asked me to make a donation. Before I could get a word in she went on to glorify all the…
I think they fell in love with that first kiss…
Oh 2 days of warmer weather and ants think they can just waltz right in maybe find some food, a nice little crumb or two? How about a tidal wave of POISON instead!!! Ahahahahaha!!!!
Stay out of my apartment.
Tomorrow I’m going to see both Twiggy the water skiing squirrel and Flogging Molly. Tomorrow is my favorite day so far this year.
WHAT DEVIL CREATED THE NEW NEOSPORIN COMMERCIAL?!?!
a papercut happening in slow motion?! Have you no soul?!
ive been aiming to clean all day…i was even up around 10am. its now 6pm and all ive done is wash a spoon before grabbing cookies and a coke and going back to my spot in front of the tv. i need to get my ass in gear!